Cheating WifeCatch Your Cheating Wife

Nearly everyone on the planet now has a cell phone (or so it seems) which means that being in contact with someone 24 hours a day is possible from anywhere in the world. Not only is communication possible 24/7 but taking her lover on holiday with her is also possible.

Women don’t always store the name of the person she’s cheating with in her phone by their name, most women will have a friend, for example her friend is called Sue-Ann, she may have 2 Sue-Ann’s  on her phone but one of them has a symbol after the name, this is probably his number. Once you’ve had a look at some of these symbols you should take a look at the bottom of this page for a great resource for catching him out with HER cell phone.

Women are like children when it comes to cell phones, they have a language all of their own.

Here is a list (long list) of text chat abbreviations:

Abbreviation    Meaning

Numbers & Characters
?    I have a question
?    I don’t understand what you mean
?4U    I have a question for you
;S    Gentle warning, like “Hmm? what did you say?”
^^    Meaning read line or message above
<3    Meaning sideways heart (love, friendship)
<33    Meaning heart (more 3s is a bigger heart)
@TEOTD    At the end of the day
.02    My (or your) two cents worth
121    One-to-one (private chat initiation)
143    I love you
14AA441    One for all, and all for one
19    Zero hand (online gaming)
20    Meaning ‘location’
1DR    I wonder
20    Meaning ‘location’
2G2BT    Too good to be true
2MI    Too much information
2MOR    Tomorrow
404    I don’t know
411    Meaning ‘information’
420    Lets get high
420    Meaning “Marijuana”
4COL    For crying out loud
4EAE    Forever and ever
4NR    Foreigner
^5    High-five
555    Sobbing, crying. (Mandarin Chinese txt msgs)
55555    Crying your eyes out (Mandarin Chinese txt msgs)
6Y    Sexy
86    Over
88    Bye-bye (Mandarin Chinese txt msgs)
9    Parent is watching

A
A3    Anytime, anywhere, anyplace
AA    As above
AAF    As a matter of fact
AAK    Asleep at keyboard
AAMOF    As a matter of fact
AAMOI    As a matter of interest
AAP    Always a pleasure
AAR    At any rate
AAS    Alive and smiling
AASHTA    As always, Sheldon has the answer (Bike mechanic Sheldon Brown)
AATK    Always at the keyboard
ABT    About
ABT2    Meaning About to
ABTA    Meaning Good-bye (signoff)
ACD    ALT / CONTROL / DELETE
ACK    Acknowledge
ADAD    Another day, another dollar
ADD    Address
ADDY    Address
ADN    Any day now
ADR    Address
AEAP    As early as possible
AFC    Away from computer
AFAIK    As far as I know
AFAP    As far as possible
AFJ    April Fool’s joke
AFK    Away from keyboard
AFPOE    A fresh pair of eyes
AH    At home
AIGHT    Alright
AIR    As I remember
AISB    As it should be
AISB    As I said before
AISI    As I see it
AITR    Adult in the room
AKA    Also known as
ALCON    All concerned
AML    All my love
AOM    Age of majority
AOM    Age of Mythology (online gaming)
AOTA    All of the above
AOYP    Angel on your pillow
APAC    All praise and credit
AQAP    As quick (or quiet) as possible
ASIG    And so it goes
ASAP    As soon as possible
A/S/L    Age/sex/location
ASL    Age/sex/location
ASLA    Age/sex/location/availability
AT    At your terminal
ATEOTD    At the end of the day
ATM    At the moment
ATSITS    All the stars in the sky
ATSL    Along the same line (or lines)
AWC    After awhile crocodile
AWOL    Away without leaving
AYDY    Are you done yet?
AYEC    At your earliest convenience
AYOR    At your own risk
AYSOS    Are you stupid or something?
AYS    Are you serious?
AYT    Are you there?
AYTMTB    And you’re telling me this because
AYV    Are you vertical?
AZN    Asian

B
B    Back
B8    Bait (person teased or joked with, or under-aged person/teen)
B/F    Boyfriend
B/G    Background (personal information request)
B4    Before
B4N     Bye for now
BAG    Busting a gut
BAK    Back at keyboard
BAS    Big ‘butt’ smile
BAU    Business as usual
BAY    Back at ya
BB    Be back
BBC    Big bad challenge
BBIAF    Be back in a few
BBIAM    Be back in a minute
BBIAS    Be back in a sec
BBL    Be back later
BBN    Bye, bye now
BBQ    Barbeque, “Ownage”, shooting score/frag (online gaming)
BBS    Be back soon
BBT    Be back tomorrow
BC    Because
B/C    Because
BC    Be cool
BCNU    Be seeing you
BCOS    Because
BD    Big deal
BDAY    Birthday
B-DAY    Birthday
BDN    Big darn number
BEN    Big evil grin
BF    Boyfriend
BFAW    Best friend at work
BF2    Battlefield 2 (online gaming)
BF    Best friend
BFF    Best friends forever
BFFL    Best friends for life
BFD    Big freaking deal
BFG    Big  freaking grin
BFFN    Best friend for now
BFN    Bye for now
BG    Big grin
BGWM    Be gentle with me
BHL8    Be home late
BIB    Boss is back
BIBO    Beer in, beer out
BIF    Before I forget
BIL    Brother in law
BION    Believe it or not
BIOYA    Blow it out your a**
BIOYN    Blow it out your nose
BISFLATM    Boy, I sure feel like a turquoise monkey! (unverified)
BLNT    Better luck next time
BM    Bite me
BME    Based on my experience
BM&Y    Between me and you
BOL    Best of luck
BOLO    Be on the look out
BOOMS    Bored out of my skull
BOYF    Boyfriend
BPLM    Big person little mind
BRB    Be right back
BRD    Bored
BRT    Be right there
BT    Bite this
BTA    But then again
BTDT    Been there, done that
BTW    By the way
BUBU    Slang term for the most beautiful of women
BWL    Bursting with laughter
BYOB    Bring your own beer
BYOC    Bring your own computer
BYOP    Bring your own paint (paintball)
BYTM    Better you than me

C
C&G    Chuckle & grin
CB    Coffee break
CB    Chat break
CB    Crazy *biatch*
CD9    Code 9, Meaning “parents are around”
CIAO    Good-bye (Italian word)
CICO    Coffee in, coffee out
CID    Crying in disgrace
CID    Consider it done
CLAB    Crying like a baby
CM    Call me
CMAP    Cover my a** partner (online gaming)
CMIIW    Correct me if I’m wrong
CMON    Come on
CNP    Continued (in) next post
COB    Close of business
COS    Because
C/P    Cross post
CP    Chat post (or continue in IM)
CR8    Create
CRB    Come right back
CRBT     Crying really big tears
CRS     Can’t remember stuff
CSG    Chuckle, snicker, grin
CSL    Can’t stop laughing
CSS    Counter-Strike Source (online gaming)
CT    Can’t talk
CTC    Care to chat?
CTHU    Cracking the *heck* up
CU    See you too
CU    See you
CU2    See you
CUA    See you around
CUL    See you later
CULA    See you later alligator
CUL8R    See you later
CWOT    Complete waste of time
CWYL    Chat with you later
CYA    See you
CYAL8R    See you later
CYE    Check your e-mail
CYEP    Close your eyes partner (online gaming)
CYO    See you online

D
DBAU    Doing business as usual
DD    Dear (or Darling) daughter
DEGT    Dear (or Darling) daughter
DF    Don’t even go there
DGAF    Don’t give a *freak*
DGTG    Dear (or Darling) husband
DH    Don’t go there girlfriend
DIIK    Darned if I know
DIKU    Do I know you?
DIS    Did I say?
DKDC    on’t know, don’t care
D/L    Download
DL    Download
DL    Down low
DLBBB    Don’t let (the) bed bugs bite
DLTBBB    Don’t let the bed bugs bite
DM    Doesn’t matter
DN    Down
d00d    Dude
DP    Display Picture (Yahoo Messenger Chat)
DPS    Damage per second (online gaming)
DQMOT    Don’t quote me on this
DS    Dear (or Darling) son
DTS    Don’t think so
DUPE    Duplicate
DV8    Deviate
DW    Dear (or Darling) wife
DWF    Divorced white female
DWM    Divorced white male
DYOR    Do your own research (common stock market chat slang)

E
E    Ecstasy
E1    Everyone
EBKAC    Error between keyboard and chair
ED    Erase display
EF4T    Effort
EG    Evil grin
EIP    Editing in progress
EMA    E-mail address
EMFBI    Excuse me for butting in
EMSG    E-mail message
ENUF    Enough
EOD    End of day
EOL    End of life
EOM    End of message
ES    Erase screen
EVA    Ever
EVO    Evolution
EZY    Easy

F
F    Meaning female
F2F    Face to face
F2F    Face to face
F2P    Free to play (online gaming)
FBF    Fat boy food (e.g. pizza, burgers, fries)
FBM    Fine by me
FC    Fingers crossed
FC’INGO    For crying out loud
FFS    For ‘freak’ sakes
FICCL    Frankly I couldn’t care a less
FIIK    *Freaked* if I know
FIIOOH    Forget it, I’m out of here
FIMH    Forever in my heart
FISH    First in, still here
FITB    Fill in the blank
FOMC    Falling off my chair
FOMCL    Falling off my chair laughing
FRT    For real though
FTBOMH    From the bottom of my heart
FTW    For the win
FUBAR    Fouled up beyond all recognition
FUBB    Fouled up beyond belief
FWIW    For what it’s worth
FYEO    For your eyes only
FYA    For your amusement
FYI    For your information

G
G    Grin
G    Giggle
G/F    Girlfriend
G2CU     Good to see you
G2G     Got to go
G2R     Got to run
G9    Genius
GA     Go ahead
GAL    Get a life
GAS    Got a second?
GB     Goodbye
GBU    God bless you
GDR    Grinning, ducking, and running
GD/R    Grinning, ducking, and running
GFI    Go for it
GF    Girl friend
GFN    Gone for now
GG     Gotta Go
GG     Good Game (online gaming)
GG     Brother (Mandarin Chinese txt msgs)
GGP    Got to go pee
GH    Good hand (online gaming)
GIAR    Give it a rest
GIC    Gift in crib (online gaming)
GIGO    Garbage in, garbage out
GIRL    Guy in real life
GJ    Good job
GL    Good luck
GL/HF    Good luck, have fun
GLNG    Good luck next game
GMBA    Giggling my butt off
GMTA    Great minds think alike
GN    Good night
GNSD    Good night, sweet dreams
GOI    Get over it
GOL    Giggling out loud
GR8    Great
GRATZ    Congratulations
GRL    Girl
GRWG    Get right with God
GR&D    Grinning, running and ducking
GT    Good try
GTFO    Get the *freak* out
GTG    Got to go
GTRM    Going to read mail
GTSY    Great (or good) to see you

H
HAU    How about you?
H&K    Hugs & kisses
H2CUS    Hope to see you soon
H8    Hate
HAGN    Have a good night
HAGO    Have a good one
HAND    Have a nice day
HB    Hurry back
HBU    How about you?
HF    Have fun
HHIS    Head hanging in shame
HL    Half Life (online gaming)
HOAS    Hold on a second
HP    Hit points / Health points (online gaming)
HRU    How are you?
HTH    Hope this helps
HUB    Head up butt
HV    Have

I
IAC    In any case
IAE    In any event
IANAL    I am not a lawyer
IB    I’m back
IB    I’m back
IC    I see
ICAM    I couldn’t agree more
ICBW    It could be worse
ICEDI    I can’t even discuss it
IDK    I don’t know
IDTS    I don’t think so
IDUNNO    I don’t know
IG2R     I got to run
IGHT    I got high tonight
IGN    I (I’ve) got nothing
IGP     I got to (go) pee
IIRC    If I remember correctly
IK    I know
IKR    I know, right?
ILBL8    I’ll be late
ILU    I love you
ILUM    I love you man
ILY    I love you
IM    Instant message
IMAO    In my arrogant opinion
IMHO    In my humble opinion
ImL    (in Arial font) Means I love you (a way of using the American sign language in text)
IMNSHO    In my not so humble opinion
IMO    In my opinion
IMS    I am sorry
IMSB    I am so bored
IMTM    I am the man
IMU    I miss u (you)
INAL    I’m not a lawyer
IOMH    In over my head
IOW    In other words
IRL    In real life
IRMC    I rest my case
ISLY    I still love you
ITYK    I thought you knew
IUSS    If you say so
IWALU    I will always love you
IYKWIM    If you know what I mean
IYO    In your opinion
IYSS    If you say so

J
j00    You
j00r    Your
JAC    Just a sec
JAM    Just a minutes
JFF    Just for fun
JFGI    Just *freaking* Google it
JIC    Just in case
JJA     Just joking around
JK    Just kidding
JMO    Just my opinion
JP    Just playing
JTLYK    Just to let you know
JW    Just wondering

K
K    Okay
KK    Knock, knock
K8T    Katie
k/b    Keyboard
KB    Keyboard
KB    Kick butt (online gaming)
KEWL    Cool
KEYA    I will key you later
KEYME    Key me when you get in
KFY    Kiss for you
KISS    Keep it simple, stupid
KIT    Keep in touch
KOC    Kiss on cheek
KOL    Kiss on lips
KOTC    Kiss on the cheek
KOTL    Kiss on the lips
KNIM    Know what I mean?
KPC    Keeping parents clueless
KS    Kill then steal (online gaming)

Abbreviation    Meaning
L
l33t    Leet, meaning ‘elite’
L8R    Later
L8RG8R    Later, gator
LD    Later, dude / Long distance
LEMENO    Let me know
LERK    Leaving easy reach of keyboard
LFG    Looking for group (online gaming)
LFG    Looking for guard (online gaming)
LGH    Lets get high
LHM    Lord help me
LHO    Laughing head off
LIC    Like I care
LIK    Meaning liquor
LMAO    Laughing my a** off
LMBO    Laughing my butt off
LMFAO    Laughing my freaking a** off
LMIRL    Lets meet in real life
LMK    Let me know
LMNK    Leave my name out
LOL    Laughing out loud
LOL    Laugh out loud
LOL    Lots of love
LOLH    Laughing out loud hysterically
LOLO    Lots of love
LOTR    Lord of The Rings (online gaming)
LQTM    Laughing quietly to myself
LSHMBH    Laugh so hard my belly hurts
LTNS    Long time no see
LTS    Laughing to self
LULZ    Slang for lol
LWOS    Laughing without smiling
LY    Love ya
LYLAS    Love you like a sis
LYSO    Love you so much

M
M8    Mate
MEGO    My eyes glaze over
MEH    Meaning a “shrug” or shrugging shoulders
MEHH    Meaning a “sigh” or sighing
MFI    Mad for it
MIRL    Meet in real life
MLM    Meaning give the middle finger
MM    Sister (Mandarin Chinese txt msgs)
MMK    Meaning okay? (as a question)
MNC    Mother nature calls
MorF    Male or female?
MOOS    Member of the opposite sex
MOS    Mother over shoulder
MOSS    Member of same sex
MSG    Message
MTF    More to follow
MTFBWU    May the force be with you
MUAH    Multiple unsuccessful attempts (at/to) humor
MUSM    Miss you so much
MYOB    Mind your own business

N
n00b    Newbie
N1    Nice one
NADT    Not a darn thing
NALOPKT    Not a lot of people know that
NBD    No big deal
NBFAB    No bad for a beginner (online gaming)
NC    Nice crib (online gaming)
NE    Any
NE1    Anyone
NFM    None for me / Not for me
NFS    Need for Speed (online gaming)
NFS    Not for sale
NH    Nice hand (online gaming)
NIFOC    Naked in front of computer
NIMBY    Not in my back yard
NLT    No later than
NM    Nothing much / Never mind
NMH    Not much here
NMU    Not much, you?
NO1    No one
NOOB    Meaning someone who is bad at (online) games
NOYB    None of your business
NP    No problem
NQT    Newly qualified teacher
NR    Nice roll (online gaming)
NRN    No response/reply necessary
NS    Nice score (online gaming)
NSA    No strings attached
NSFW    Not safe for work
NSISR    Not sure if spelled right
NT    Nice try
NVM    Never mind
NW    No way
NWO    No way out

O
O    Opponent (online gaming)
OB    Oh baby
OB    Oh brother
OIC    Oh, I see
OL    Old lady
OM    Old man
OMDB    Over my dead body
OMFG    Oh my *freaking* God
OMG    Oh my God
OMGYG2BK    Oh my God, you got to be kidding
OMW    On my way
ONL    Online
OO    Over and out
OOC    Out of character
OOH    Out of here
OOTD    One of these days
OOTO    Out of the office
OP    On phone
ORLY    Oh really?
OTB    Off to bed
OTFL    On the floor laughing
OTL    Out to lunch
OTOH    On the other hand
OTT    Over the top
OTTOMH    Off the top of my head
OTW    Off to work
OVA    Over

P
P    Partner (online gaming)
P2P    Parent to parent
P2P    Peer to peer
P2P    Pat to play (online gaming)
P911    Parents coming into room alert
PAW    Parents are watching
PC    Player character (online gaming)
PCM    Please call me
PDH    Pretty darn happy
PDS    Please don’t shoot
PDQ    Pretty darn quick
PEEPS    People
PITA    Pain in the *butt*
PKMN    Pokemon (online gaming)
PLMK    Please let me know
PLS    Please
PLU    People like us
PLZ    Please
PM    Private Message
PMFI    Pardon me for interrupting
PMFJI    Pardon me for jumping in
PMSL    Pee myself laughing
POAHF    Put on a happy face
POS    Parent over shoulder
POV    Point of view
POV    Privately owned vehicle (originally used to differentiate an individual’s vehicle from a military vehicle)
PPL    People
PROLLY    Probably
PRON    Meaning pornography
PRT    Party
PRW    People/parents are watching
PSOS    Parent standing over shoulder
PTL    Praise the Lord
PTMM    Please tell me more
PUG    Pick up group (online gaming)
PWN    Meaning “own”
PXT    Please explain that
PU    That stinks!
PZ    Peace

Q
Q    Queue
QFE    Question for everyone
QIK    Quick
QL    Quit laughing
QQ (qq)    Meaning “crying eyes”
QSL    Reply
QSO    Conversation
QT    Cutie
QTPI    Cutie pie

R
RL    Real life
RLY    Really
RME    Rolling my eyes
RMLB    Read my lips baby
RMMM    Read my mail man
ROFL    Rolling on floor laughing
ROFLCOPTER    Rolling on floor laughing and spinning around
ROFLMAO    Rolling on the floor, laughing my *butt* off
ROTFL    Rolling on the floor laughing
ROTFLUTS    Rolling on the floor laughing unable to speak
RS    Runescape (online gaming)
RSN    Real soon now
RTBS    Reason to be single
RTFM    Read the *freaking* manual
RU    Are you?
RUOK    Are you okay?

S
S2R    Send to receive (meaning send me your picture to get mine)
SAL    Such a laugh
SBT    Sorry ’bout that
SC    Stay cool
SETE    Smiling Ear-to-Ear
SFAIK    So far as I know
SH    Same here
SHID    Slapping head in disgust
SICNR    Sorry, I could not resist
SIG2R     Sorry, I got to run
SIHTH    Stupidity is hard to take
SIS    Snickering in silence
SIT    Stay in touch
SLAP    Sounds like a plan
SMHID    Scratching my head in disbelief
SNAFU    Situation normal all fouled up
SNERT    Snot nosed egotistical rude teenager
SO    Significant other
SOL    Sooner or later
SOMY    Sick of me yet?
SorG    Straight or Gay?
SOT    Short of time
SOTMG    Short of time, must go
SOWM    Someone with me
SPK    Speak
SRSLY    Seriously
SPST    Same place, same time
SPTO    Spoke to
SRY    Sorry
SS    So sorry
SSDD    Same stuff, different day
SSIF    So stupid it’s funny
SSINF    So stupid it’s not funny
ST&D    Stop texting and drive
STFU    Shut the *freak* up
STR8    Straight
STW    Search the Web
SUITM    See you in the morning
SUL    See you later
SUP    What’s up?
SWAK    Sent (or sealed) with a kiss
SWALK    Sealed (or sealed) with a loving kiss
SWAT    Scientific wild *butt* guess
SWL    Screaming with laughter
SWMBO    She who must be obeyed. Meaning wife or partner
SYL    See you later
SYS    See you soon

T
T+    Think positive
TA    Thanks a lot
TAFN    That’s all for now
TAM    Tomorrow a.m.
TAU    Thinking about u (you)
TBAG    Process of disgracing a corpse, taunting a fragged/killed player (online gaming)
TBC    To be continued
TBD    To be determined
TBH    To be honest
TC    Take care
TCB    Take care of business
TCOY    Take care of yourself
TD    Tower defense (online gaming)
TDTM    Talk dirty to me
TGIF    Thank God it’s Friday
THX    Thanks
THNX    Thanks
THNQ    Thank-you
TIA    Thanks in advance
TIAD    Tomorrow is another day
TIC    Tongue-in-cheek
TILIS    Tell it like it is
TLK2UL8R    Talk to you later
TMB    Text me back
TMI    Too much information
TMOT    Trust me on this
TMTH    Too much to handle
TMWFI    Take my word for it
TNSTAAFL    There’s no such thing as a free lunch
TNT    Til next time
TOJ    Tears of joy
TOY    Thinking of you
TPM    Tomorrow p.m.
TPTB    The powers that be
TSNF    That’s so not fair
TSTB    The sooner, the better
TTFN    Ta ta for now
TTLY    Totally
TTTT    These things take time
TTYAFN    Talk to you awhile from now
TTYL    Talk to you later
TTYS    Talk to you soon
TU    Thank you
TY    Thank you
TYS    Told you so
TYT     Take your time
TYSO     hank you so much
TYVM    Thank you very much

U
^URS    Up yours
UCMU    You crack me up
UDI    Unidentified drinking injury (meaning bruise, scratch, ache and so on)
UFN    Until further notice
UGTBK    You’ve got to be kidding
UKTR    You know that’s right
UL    Upload
UR    Your / You’re
URH    You are hot (U R Hot)
URSKTM    You are so kind to me
URTM    You are the man
UT    Unreal Tournament (online gaming)
UV    Unpleasant visual
UW    You’re welcome

V
VEG    Very evil grin
VFF    Very freaking funny
VFM    Value for money
VGC    Very good condition
VGH    Very good hand (online gaming)
VIP    Very important person
VM    Voice mail
VN    Very nice
VNH    Very nice hand (online gaming)
VRY    Very
VSC    Very soft chuckle
VSF    Very sad face
VWD    Very well done (online gaming)

W
W@    What?
W/    With
W3    WWW (Web address)
W8    Wait
WAH    Working at home
WAJ    What a jerk
WAM    Wait a minute
WAN2TLK    Want to talk
WAREZ    meaning pirated (illegally gained) software
WAS    Wait a second
WAS    Wild *butt* guess
WAWA    Where are we at?
WAYF    Where are you from?
W/B    Write back
WB    Welcome back
WBS    Write back soon
WC    Welcome
WC    Who cares
WCA    Who cares anyway
W/E    Whatever
W/END    Weekend
WE    Whatever
WH5    Who, what, when, where, why
WIBNI    Wouldn’t it be nice if
WDALYIC    Who died and left you in charge
WDYK    What do you know?
WDYT    What do you think?
WIIFM    What’s in it for me?
WISP    Winning is so pleasurable
WITP    What is the point?
WITW    What in the world
WIU    Wrap it up
WK    Week
WKD    Weekend
WRT    With regard to
W/O    Without
WOMBAT    Waste of money, brains and time
WOW    World of Warcraft (online gaming)
WRK    Work
WRUD    What are you doing?
WTB    Wanted to buy
WTF    What the *freak* ?
WTG    Way to go
WTGP    Want to go private (talk out of public chat area)
WTH    What the heck?
WTM    Who’s the man?
WU?    What’s up?
WUCIWUG    What you see is what you get
WUF?    Where are you from?
WWJD    What would Jesus do?
WWNC    Will wonders never cease
WWYC    Write when you can
WYCM    Will you call me?
WYD    What (are) you doing?
WYGAM    When you get a minute
WYHAM    When you have a minute
WYLEI    When you least expect it
WYSIWYG    What you see is what you get

X
X    Kiss
XD    Meaning “really hard laugh” (where D is a smiley mouth)
XD    Meaning a “devilish smile”
XOXOXO    Hugs & Kisses
XLNT    Excellent

Y
Y?    Why?
Y2K    You’re too kind
YA    Your
YARLY    Ya, really?
YBIC    Your brother in Christ
YBS    You’ll be sorry
YCLIU    You can look it up
YCMU    You crack me up
YF    Wife
YG    Young gentleman
YGTBKM    You’ve got to be kidding me
YGG    You go girl
YIU    Yes, I understand
YKWYCD    You know what you can do
YL    Young lady
YMMV    Your mileage may vary
YNK    You never know
YR    Your
YR    Yeah right
YRYOCC    You’re running your own cuckoo clock
YSIC    Your sister in Christ
YSYD    Yeah sure you do
YT    You there?
YTG    You’re the greatest
YW    You’re welcome
YWHNB    Yes, we have no bananas

Z
Z    Zero
Z    Z’s are calling (meaning going to bed/sleep)
ZOT    Zero tolerance
ZUP    Meaning “What’s up?”
ZZZZ    Sleeping (or bored)
As you can see guys, you don’t need a phd to follow her text messages, just this sheet BUT please be aware – people do tend to make up some of their own stuff to go with this.

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Common Signs Your Partner May Be Cheating On You

An unfaithful husband, cheating wife, any kind of disloyal partner, is an ugly prospect. And that feeling of being betrayed by someone we thought we could trust more than anyone else is one of the worst. People who discover their partners have been unfaithful to them go through a hurricane of different emotions – anger, sadness, shame, dejection, sometimes even relief. It’s a grieving process, not of a person that’s died, but of a relationship and level of trust that’s instantly disintegrated. In short, it sucks.

But before you can begin “grieve” that loss of trust, or simply throw caution to the wind and ditch your partner for good, you need to make absolutely sure your reaction will be 100% warranted. You need to know without doubt whether your lover has, in fact, double-crossed you by looking for, finding, and partaking in, an affair.

The only guaranteed way of knowing this, aside from finding damning physical evidence or seeing the affair with your own eyes (both pretty rare), is by hearing a confession straight from the horse’s mouth, by communicating your suspicions with your partner and listening to what they have to say – however heartbreaking or relieving their response might be. But before you take that big step, there are a few simpler and smaller steps you can take to make the whole process, the whole “investigation” and confrontation of your partner, easier and more factually accurate.

The first thing you should do is look for some of the most common signs/groups of signs people produce when they cheat. I’ve listed 3 of them below. Read over and think about each and carefully consider if they apply to you, your partner and your relationship.

1. Changes in sex drive and sexual behaviour.

Sex is almost always an integral part of a happy and healthy relationship between two people. So when one of the two, regardless of whether it’s the guy or the girl, begins to cheat, it doesn’t come as any surprise that changes in the way they feel about having sex with their partner can be brought about. There are two main ways these changes can manifest themselves. When the cheater initially begins their affair, they may – out of guilt and in an effort to avoid the newly formed affair being rumbled – actually increase the amount of attention they pay their real partners in bed. Conversely, and usually a little while after the affair has begun, the cheater may appear to have a loss of sex drive. They, for some reason, seem to not want to be intimate with you as much as they used to. Once again, this can be attributed to guilt, but more often it’s to do with a fear they’ll reveal their infidelity through they way they behave before, during and after having sex with you.

2. Peculiar changes in habits & schedule.

When people cheat, they invariably change their behaviour and/or habits in some way, small or large. The reason they cannot avoid these alterations is because, no matter how infrequently or secretly they see the person they’re having an affair with, they MUST – at some point or another – go out of their way to do so (and thereby break or change habits and behaviour). So, look for recent and pronounced modifications in the times they come home/leave the house (and whether the changed times ‘repeat’ weekly), increased usage of the phone or computer for no obvious/innocent reason, and other differences in the way your partner acts and behaves. You know your partner’s old habits and ways of living better than anyone, so draw from that knowledge to compare how they might have changed them and to decide if the changes are to be taken as possible indications of betrayal.

3. Miscellaneous indicators of infidelity.

Lastly, there’s the group of infidelity indicators that don’t fit in any other box or under any other title. They’re the things you notice, question and cannot innocently explain away. They’re the things you spot but almost choose to forget because you’re so unsure of what they may or may not mean and whether, ultimately, they are true signs that your partner is cheating on you with someone else. Here are just a couple of miscellaneous indications of infidelity:

A. Your partner no longer seems to get angry with you when in the past they always seemed to be picking a fight or getting worked up over any tiny issue. Cheaters often ‘let their partners off’ because they want as little confrontation (which could lead to a discovery on your part) as possible.

B. She or he frequently shifts the focus onto you. Cheaters often asks their partners more questions about how their day went, how they’re feeling, etc, again, to shift the attention away from them and their guilt.

Remember, when you suspect your partner may be cheating, always take the smaller steps – by looking for the kinds of subtle signs listed above – before taking the biggest step of all: confronting them. Doing so will give you the very best chance of a happy, or at least a more manageable, final outcome.

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I have a question for you…

Have you ever noticed that when it comes to OTHER peoples relationships, everyone suddenly turns into Dick Tracy?

Just tell them what’s going on in someone else’s relationship and they will instantly roll their eyes and say “well she’s cheating on him” or “he’s screwing someone else”.

A funny thing happens though when it comes to your own relationships. People go from being “super detective” to being deaf, dumb and blind.

The reason for this is they lack OBJECTIVITY.

They cannot look at their own relationships with any objectivity. They can spot someone in another relationship cheating from a mile away, but can’t do the same with their own.

And this is the 3rd notorious mistake people make when they think they’re being cheated on.

You absolutely must distance yourself from your relationship — examine the facts — and add everything up from there.

This is also known as becoming emotionally detached.

Let me put it to you this way.

Think back to one of the happiest periods in your life — a time where a lot of things seemed to be going right.

Now, if during that time one of your friends had come to you to “lean on your shoulder” about some relationship problems they were having (and as it turns out their problems are identical to what you’re now going through), what would your thoughts have been?

Not what are your thoughts right now, but what would your thoughts have been about this during that happy period in your life.

You probably would have a different opinion about your relationship back then you do now.

You see, right now you don’t have any clarity, any objectivity.

But you need to get it right now — and bad.

Try to look at your relationship as if it were someone else’s. It’s not easy to do, but everyone has the ability to do it.

Do it, and you’ll probably be surprised at what you come up with.

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I’m not going to waste any time here.

So here it goes.

One word.

MANIPULATION.

One of the biggest mistakes people make when they think they’re being cheated on is allowing themselves to be manipulated.

This is where you start to think that you’re being cheated on, but your better half convinces you that you’re not.

What you need to know is that men and women manipulate differently.

Women manipulate men physically.

They do this by using their bodies (think SEX here).

A woman can pretty much get a man to think or do whatever they want by offering sex, or at least physical contact.

For example, if you’re a man and your woman starts to think that you’re “catching on” to what she’s doing behind your back, she’ll offer herself physically as a method of changing your mind.

Maybe she’ll have sex with you. Maybe she will just let you put your arm around her. Maybe she’ll just let you touch her while she’s sitting next to you on the couch watching TV.

In any event, she’ll offer you some sort of physical interaction that will make you think “gee, maybe she isn’t cheating on me”.

If you’re a man, remember this….women control almost all physical encounters.

After all, if a woman says “NO”, it’s rape.

The same rules don’t apply to men.

Now on the other side of the coin, men will manipulate by EMOTION.

A man can get a woman to think or do whatever he wants by pretty much just saying what she wants to hear (or doing some little romantic trick like sending flowers).

A man can sweep a woman off her feet with just words.

A simple “I love you” or “you’re everything I’ve ever wanted and more” can emotionally melt most women.

So these are the things you need to watch out for.

If you think your lover is cheating on you, and then all of a sudden they do something “to make everything alright”, you my friend have just been manipulated.

I know of men (who’s wives or girlfriends were cheating on them) who bought expensive jewelry for their woman just because of some type of physical contact.

I know of women (who’s husbands or boyfriends were cheating on them) who dropped the whole notion of infidelity just because of receiving flowers or getting a loving message left on their answering machine.

You need to be completely aware of manipulation like this in your relationship.

If you’ve been emotionally abused or physically neglected for a time, and then all of a sudden something changes that makes you happy and relieved, odd’s are you’re being manipulated.

Some women call this a “mercy …”.

Some men call this “throwing her off the trail”.

In any event, you’re letting your NEEDS open the door for your lover to keep cheating on you, undetected.

Manipulation is a very important key to look out for.

If you’re “starving” for something in your relationship and then all of a sudden you get “fed”, well, there’s a reason for that.

And that reason is that your lover may be thinking you’re “on to them”.

Manipulation is the FIRST thing they’ll use to shut you up.

Watch out for it and don’t fall for it! Remember what was said here!

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Let’s start out by talking about the laws of nature.

When it rains you get wet. Big animals eat small animals. If you don’t drink water you will die. People cheat on each other.

Did you catch the last one?

Human beings are not monogamous by nature. We don’t mate exclusively for life with the first partner we choose.

We have many mates throughout our lifetime.

And we don’t just have sex to reproduce.

Some animals do. Human beings do not.

But when it comes to infidelity, people think that the laws of nature do not apply to them.

They think that no one would ever cheat on them because they’re too good in bed, too good looking, too wealthy, too good at this, too good at that and so on and so on.

“He would never do that to me, he loves me”

“She would never do that, she has it too good”

The #1 biggest, most notorious reason why affairs go undetected is because people refuse to believe that it can happen to them.

Well let me tell you right now that the laws of nature apply to everyone — including you.

I don’t care who you are – a celebrity – a bum – a mother – a father – a nobody.

Anyone, and I mean anyone, can cheat on you.

If you don’t accept this fact, you will miss every little thing your lover does that screams “I’m cheating on you”.

Let me tell you a little story…

An old friend came to my door one day to cry on my shoulder about the troubles he was having with his wife.

She was doing all of this strange things, he saw her hugging another man in a parking lot, she wouldn’t sleep in the same bed with him and so on.

I mean any 6 year old could have seen she was cheating on him.

It was that obvious.

But he refused to believe it.

Why?

Well here were his answers, in order:

1. He pays for everything and he doesn’t cheat on her, so
why would she cheat?

2. He asked her if she was cheating and she said no.

3. He’s smarter than her.

This is the perfect example of someone who doesn’t think the laws of nature apply to them.

He couldn’t believe that someone would cheat on him. He couldn’t “get over himself”.

And the fact of the matter is that almost everyone thinks this way at one time or another.

If you don’t believe that it can happen to you, if you think that you are that one special person in the universe where the laws of nature don’t apply to you, you’re going to have a miserable time of it.

Want to know what ended up happening to my old friend?

He’s currently going through a bitter divorce that he doesn’t want. She left him and was the one that filed. And gee, she also has a boyfriend that works at the same place she does!

And he still can’t believe what’s happening to him!

Does this sound similar to anyone you know?

Now let’s recap the most important points for you to know:

1. You must accept the cold hard facts that anyone can and will cheat on you. It’s human nature. If you don’t “get over yourself” and accept this, you’re in for a lot of misery.

2. Don’t ever expect your lover to admit to you that they are having an affair. If you’re waiting for this to happen, it will be the longest wait of your life.

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Before you look at ways of how to catch a cheating spouse there are important considerations you need to sort through before you confirm your suspicions.

When you suspect your spouse of being unfaithful, you are hit by a torrent of emotional and mental rage and hurt. Your mind races at lightening speed picturing all the negative scenarios, while you are overwhelmed with the thoughts of possible infidelity in your relationship.

Although you may be consumed by the burning desire to find out the truth immediately, I would advise you to prepare yourself first, before being faced with the truth that your worst fears are indeed true. I have seen far too many men and women, so overpowered by the need to know the truth, that they ignore or forget to prepare themselves when faced with it.

Why is this so important?

Because preparing is much better than reacting. The second you know the truth about the affair you could end up reacting from an intense source of anger and betrayal, which albeit is unavoidable even when you do prepare for the worst.

You have to be strong and calm for yourself, as even if you have the support of family or friends, it is you who has to actually deal with the bitter truth, and deal with the consequences of what your spouses’ affair will mean to you and your relationship.

Here are three things you should consider before you attempt to find out the truth about your spouse:

What will you do if you find out your spouse is being unfaithful to you? If you decide that such a thing would mean a divorce or separation, while it may be an extremely difficult concept to get your head around, you should seek some legal advice on the effects it would have on your financial life, custody of your children if you have any, and property etc.

Do you have a support group? And by that I mean, when faced with the devastation of your spouse’s infidelity do you have close family or friends you can confide in, who would help ease the pain.

And last but not least, is to control yourself when facing your partner. Under no circumstances must you resort to any kind of violence, physical or even verbal. In the heat of the moment while confronting your spouse, you need to take the upper hand. Do not have a victim mentality. Do not lose your self respect in the midst of all this, despite how hard it is to remain in control.

By knowing, or at least preparing yourself for the worst is a crucial part of dealing with how you will eventually work through such a difficult time. Take time to ponder over how you will react before finding out how to catch a cheating spouse. The methods to achieve that are much easier, than knowing how to cope with the aftermath.

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The action you can take to discover if your husband or wife is cheating on you

Do you have a feeling in your gut that’s something wrong in your relationship? That maybe, just maybe, your partner’s being unfaithful? If you do, then you have a decision to make and several options to choose from.

First, think about how sure you are of their infidelity. If you aren’t sure at all, then option 1 – confronting them right now, without wasting any time – is completely out of the question. Doing so could ruin the relationship because it’d highlight, rightly or wrongly, that you don’t trust your partner.

The second option: ignore your suspicions, assume they’re unfounded and that they always will be, that nothing’s going on, and continue as normal. This option’s one many people take, either to avoid being confronted with an ugly truth – that their lover’s doing some extra ‘loving’ behind their backs – or because they fear they’re being unfair to their partners by being suspicious of them and doubtful of their devotedness.

Third option: do something to help eradicate your suspicions – find out either way what’s going on, if your partner’s cheating on you or if they’re being faithful.

Okay, let’s assume option three is the one for you. You want to find out the truth and don’t want to simply ignore your gut instinct and continue on as normal. What methods of investigation, ways of discovering the facts, are there at your disposal?

1. The simplest way (often considered the first step), and something you might have already begun doing, is looking for obvious signs of potential betrayal. Your partner smells of a fragrance, perfume or after-shave you don’t recognize. They’ve been leaving the house for work half an hour earlier than they’ve ever done before, for no apparent reason. They don’t seem to enjoy sex with you as they used to, or choose to avoid it completely whenever they can. Keep an eye out for these surface signs of potential infidelity – in a way, looking for them and recording them in your mind or on paper can be considered harmless, it’s free information there to be noticed…if only you’ll look.

2. After the obvious potential signs of cheating dry up, or when you feel you’re at a dead end looking for and analyzing them, more forthright, headstrong action may be called for. Some people, at this point, reach straight for the Yellow Pages, thumbing right to the private investigator section. That’s one option, sure, but there are things you can do yourself before calling in a third party. First, you could try setting a trap. It may sound a little primeval, like catching a wild animal, but really it’s more like a test. These tests can take many forms. For example, arrange a “trip,” say you’re going away for a couple days to visit your folks, or friends, and use that time to keep track of some of the things your partner does. You don’t necessarily need to sit outside in the car with a pair of binoculars 24/7, just pay attention to key times when your partner would – if you were home – do certain things, like leave the house for work, come home, etc. You’d be surprised how many cheaters embrace these rare, private opportunities to further their affairs and indulge in some extra-marital ‘relations’.

There are also subtler ways of testing your partner’s fidelity and faithfulness. One of them’s called the ‘gossip’ test. It involves bringing up the topic of cheating using a fictional third party, such as one of your work colleagues or friends. Mention, without hinting at your suspicion of them in the slightest, that your friend (or whoever you’ve chosen to use for this test) confided in you that they’re cheating on their partner. Most people are, to some degree or another – even if it’s just to maintain conversation – interested in a little gossip, especially if it involves a subject as juicy as infidelity. But when cheaters hear the topic of cheating brought up, they tend to silently panic – a rush of nerves sweeps their consciousness. Have they been rumbled? Is this a test? Am I reacting like a non-cheater would to this kind of chat? Keep a close watch on how YOUR partner reacts…it could provide a telling insight into their current state of mind, how they feel about cheating, and whether or not – when you boil it right down – you can trust them to not cheat on you.

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How to reveal if your lover is cheating on you by keeping a special diary

Our minds aren’t perfect at remembering special details and specific facts – far from it. Our brains work selectively; they store and recall certain bits of information while forgetting others. For example, you might remember – for whatever reason – a phone number that has little or no importance to you, but forget the birthday of someone you really should buy a present for. On the most part, this selective/subjective memory trait creates no real problems in our day to day lives. We can look up a number if we forget it, or ask a friend of a friend for the day of the month on which someone’s birthday falls.

However, sometimes it can make things slightly trickier. One such time is when we suspect our partner may be cheating on us. Imagine you walk into the room just as your partner is putting down the phone and they seem a little on edge or tense as they turn around and see you. The incident may stick out in your mind for weeks, niggling at you, making you wonder: did it mean something, was it a sign? Fast forward to a different occasion, when your partner returns home from a business meeting or other engagement late and immediately jumps in the shower, even before properly saying ‘hi’ to you. You might rationalise their behaviour by thinking: “Well, they were probably tired or something. They surely just felt like refreshing themselves with a shower,” then forget all about it. You might be 100% right, but that’s not really the point. The strange phone incident and the unusual dash to the bathroom on returning home could both have happened because your partner is cheating on you, and conversely they both could be wholly innocent and not caused by infidelity. The point here is, remembering one incident over the other and thus giving it more weight or meaning than the other in your mind could potentially make it much more difficult to ascertain what is or isn’t going on – whether they’re trustworthy or not.

So, to combat the human tendency to selectively remember and therefore consider some incidents more than others, and therefore improve your chances of revealing the truth, you should keep an objective, non-selective record of everything that happens. Here’s how it works:

1. Use a journal or diary, not a digital method of recording events, changes in behaviour/habits/moods, etc. Noting things in your own handwriting allows each piece of information recorded to be absorbed more deeply and permanently by your mind than if you type them out quickly on a computer. Also, paper records (a diary, journal, etc.) are usually more portable than laptops, PC’s, etc., which could come in handy if/when you spot a potential sign of infidelity away from home.

2. Keep your journal as objective and neutral as humanly possible. Note the time something unusual, strange or suspicious occurs, if you’ve noticed it before, and what it consists of. For example, saying: “Today (insert date) they came home 2 hours later than usual from work, it’s happened once before and they offered no reason or explanation for their lateness” is much better and more useful in the long run than: “They came home late again! They had no reason to be late at all. It must mean something.” So, be specific, neutral, accurate and non-judgemental. A time will come when you’ll make a decision on whether or not you can trust them and it’ll be then when an emotional response will be completely warranted and understandable. Until then, record what happens like a robot – it’ll help unravel the mystery and reveal what the hell is or isn’t going on.

3. Finally, keep your journal/record hidden away somewhere where it won’t be stumbled upon by your partner. If they ARE cheating and find your diary, it could easily make them more secretive and more careful not to give out noticeable signs of their infidelity in the future – thus making your job of uncovering the truth more difficult. If they find it and are NOT cheating, they could feel insulted or hurt that you don’t fully trust them. That’s an issue that, if appropriate, can be brought up by you after you’ve completed your little ‘investigation’. For now, secretiveness is quite possibly one of your greatest allies in discovering whether or not your partner’s having an affair.

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How cheating husbands and wives use phones and computers to communicate

These days it’s easier than ever to communicate with people – we’ve got high-speed internet connections (wireless & otherwise), mobile phones, pagers, fax machines. We can talk at the touch of a button, across cities, countries, the entire world. Furthermore, communication through these digital protocols is almost instant, fairly cheap and – if you want it to be – completely private and hidden.

While advancements in digital communication are, on the whole, a great thing, they do have their down sides. One disadvantage is that cheating husbands, wives (or, for that matter, girlfriends or boyfriends) can communicate with their private lovers away from the prying eyes and ears of their trusting partners. It happens every day: thousands upon thousands of text messages are sent by disloyal men and women to those they’re sleeping with behind their real partners’ backs.

Back in the day, the only way a guy or girl could arrange a clandestine meeting would be over a hard-line (either a house phone or a payphone). That meant the cheater would either have to make risky calls from the home of their unsuspecting spouses, or secretly take a trip to a local call box and do it from there. Both of these methods of communication could often be spotted by the betrayed party quite easily.

But that’s now a thing of the past. It’s now a cinch for a cheater to send messages to their secret lovers from work, a locked bathroom, even from under the bed covers while their current, faithful partner sleeps quietly and 100% unaware of what’s going on just 6 inches away from them.

It’s true; things are easier for cheaters these days…but not that easy. Just as all others kinds of cheats – be it a card shark, a conman or a computer hacker – leave signs of their dishonesty behind, so do disloyal partners. And looking for the right signs, in the right places, is the absolute best way of knowing for sure if you can trust your partner.

Okay, you know now how easy it is for cheaters to communicate with their secret partners using digital communication. But what are the signs, the indications, the clues of this kind of activity? Let’s take a look:

1. Computers offer cheaters a multitude of communication methods, including: email, instant messenger programs, chat rooms and forums. Although it can be difficult to tell what your partner’s doing online without actually looking over their shoulder (tricky!), there are indications you can look for more easily. One is an increased amount of time spent at the computer for no apparent reason, perhaps when you’re in bed or before you get up. Another is your partner quickly turning off the computer monitor or turning it away from you when you enter the room.

Also, try checking the internet browsing history of the computer your partner uses most often. Sometimes there are web pages, chat room locations or other signs that your partner has been taking part in internet infidelity to be found there. Other times, you’ll find that the browser history has been freshly deleted – this, as you can imagine, could be equally suspicious.

2. As mentioned earlier, mobile/cellular phones make quick and private communication easy. If you feel comfortable doing so, checking your partner’s phone’s call history, address book and text message archive can provide you with a wealth of telling information. Bear in mind, though, that cheating partner’s – in an effort to remain uncaught – often keep their phones on their person most of the time. If your partner used to leave their phone lying around, but now never seems to do so, you must ask yourself why.

3. Last but not least, don’t forget or ignore the “old” style methods of cheater communication. Many cheaters still use house phones to call their secret lovers. Check your itemized phone bill for calls to local numbers you don’t recognize and that aren’t in your phone book. Also, pay attention to how your partner reacts when you walk into the room when they’re on the phone. It’s difficult to mask panic and surprise when the partner you’re cheating on walks into the room while you’re chatting to your secret significant other. Quick hang-ups could be a sign your partner’s being disloyal over the phone and, perhaps, elsewhere.

By keeping your eyes peeled and ears open, you can sidestep the advantages new methods of communication offer cheaters and, hopefully, discover what’s really going on.

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