Archive | Extramarital Affairs
Ok guys, here’s something that’ll make the hair on the back of your neck stand up.
I smoke, which isn’t a good habit I admit but I don’t smoke in the house, I always stand in the garden.
I have just been outside (11pm 2nd November 2008), as I was stood there in the dark I heard a womans voice, she was talking on her cell phone (I wasn’t eaves dropping she was talking in a normal voice no further than 30 feet away), she’s one of my neighbors and she has just met a guy at the local bar TODAY!
She said to the guy on the phone that she’d had a great time and felt like she was a teenager again. She also described her husband as a lazy S.O.B who would probably be in the house watching TV and probably wouldn’t notice her come home anyway. She went on to ask the guy on the phone if he was married (two marriages to wreck if he is), she also asked him how many kids he has and their ages…
She was so happy about having sex with him in his car (her actual words were “I hope I didn’t moan too loud in the car, If anyone had seen us they would have thought we were making a porn film”) that she wanted to know when she could see him again.
She then went discussed when her husband was working andwhat they could do next time they met.
All of this conversation took place in the middle of the street only 100 yards away from her home…
This is a prime example of a cheating wife, she couldn’t wait to talk to him again and was so open about it that she’s certain to get caught.
Checking her mobile and redialing the last number or checking her texts when she’s not around would be a great idea (if he has any clue)
Check out – Cheating Wife Cell Phone
Nearly everyone on the planet now has a cell phone (or so it seems) which means that being in contact with someone 24 hours a day is possible from anywhere in the world. Not only is communication possible 24/7 but taking her lover on holiday with her is also possible.
Women don’t always store the name of the person she’s cheating with in her phone by their name, most women will have a friend, for example her friend is called Sue-Ann, she may have 2 Sue-Ann’s on her phone but one of them has a symbol after the name, this is probably his number. Once you’ve had a look at some of these symbols you should take a look at the bottom of this page for a great resource for catching him out with HER cell phone.
Women are like children when it comes to cell phones, they have a language all of their own.
Here is a list (long list) of text chat abbreviations:
Abbreviation   Meaning
Numbers & Characters
?   I have a question
?   I don’t understand what you mean
?4UÂ Â Â I have a question for you
;SÂ Â Â Gentle warning, like “Hmm? what did you say?”
^^Â Â Â Meaning read line or message above
<3Â Â Â Meaning sideways heart (love, friendship)
<33Â Â Â Meaning heart (more 3s is a bigger heart)
@TEOTDÂ Â Â At the end of the day
.02Â Â Â My (or your) two cents worth
121Â Â Â One-to-one (private chat initiation)
143Â Â Â I love you
14AA441Â Â Â One for all, and all for one
19Â Â Â Zero hand (online gaming)
20Â Â Â Meaning ‘location’
1DRÂ Â Â I wonder
20Â Â Â Meaning ‘location’
2G2BTÂ Â Â Too good to be true
2MIÂ Â Â Too much information
2MORÂ Â Â Tomorrow
404Â Â Â I don’t know
411Â Â Â Meaning ‘information’
420Â Â Â Lets get high
420Â Â Â Meaning “Marijuana”
4COLÂ Â Â For crying out loud
4EAEÂ Â Â Forever and ever
4NRÂ Â Â Foreigner
^5Â Â Â High-five
555Â Â Â Sobbing, crying. (Mandarin Chinese txt msgs)
55555Â Â Â Crying your eyes out (Mandarin Chinese txt msgs)
6YÂ Â Â Sexy
86Â Â Â Over
88Â Â Â Bye-bye (Mandarin Chinese txt msgs)
9Â Â Â Parent is watching
A
A3Â Â Â Anytime, anywhere, anyplace
AAÂ Â Â As above
AAFÂ Â Â As a matter of fact
AAKÂ Â Â Asleep at keyboard
AAMOFÂ Â Â As a matter of fact
AAMOIÂ Â Â As a matter of interest
AAPÂ Â Â Always a pleasure
AARÂ Â Â At any rate
AASÂ Â Â Alive and smiling
AASHTAÂ Â Â As always, Sheldon has the answer (Bike mechanic Sheldon Brown)
AATKÂ Â Â Always at the keyboard
ABTÂ Â Â About
ABT2Â Â Â Meaning About to
ABTAÂ Â Â Meaning Good-bye (signoff)
ACDÂ Â Â ALT / CONTROL / DELETE
ACKÂ Â Â Acknowledge
ADADÂ Â Â Another day, another dollar
ADDÂ Â Â Address
ADDYÂ Â Â Address
ADNÂ Â Â Any day now
ADRÂ Â Â Address
AEAPÂ Â Â As early as possible
AFCÂ Â Â Away from computer
AFAIKÂ Â Â As far as I know
AFAPÂ Â Â As far as possible
AFJÂ Â Â April Fool’s joke
AFKÂ Â Â Away from keyboard
AFPOEÂ Â Â A fresh pair of eyes
AHÂ Â Â At home
AIGHTÂ Â Â Alright
AIRÂ Â Â As I remember
AISBÂ Â Â As it should be
AISBÂ Â Â As I said before
AISIÂ Â Â As I see it
AITRÂ Â Â Adult in the room
AKAÂ Â Â Also known as
ALCONÂ Â Â All concerned
AMLÂ Â Â All my love
AOMÂ Â Â Age of majority
AOMÂ Â Â Age of Mythology (online gaming)
AOTAÂ Â Â All of the above
AOYPÂ Â Â Angel on your pillow
APACÂ Â Â All praise and credit
AQAPÂ Â Â As quick (or quiet) as possible
ASIGÂ Â Â And so it goes
ASAPÂ Â Â As soon as possible
A/S/LÂ Â Â Age/sex/location
ASLÂ Â Â Age/sex/location
ASLAÂ Â Â Age/sex/location/availability
ATÂ Â Â At your terminal
ATEOTDÂ Â Â At the end of the day
ATMÂ Â Â At the moment
ATSITSÂ Â Â All the stars in the sky
ATSLÂ Â Â Along the same line (or lines)
AWCÂ Â Â After awhile crocodile
AWOLÂ Â Â Away without leaving
AYDYÂ Â Â Are you done yet?
AYECÂ Â Â At your earliest convenience
AYORÂ Â Â At your own risk
AYSOSÂ Â Â Are you stupid or something?
AYSÂ Â Â Are you serious?
AYTÂ Â Â Are you there?
AYTMTBÂ Â Â And you’re telling me this because
AYVÂ Â Â Are you vertical?
AZNÂ Â Â Asian
B
BÂ Â Â Back
B8Â Â Â Bait (person teased or joked with, or under-aged person/teen)
B/FÂ Â Â Boyfriend
B/GÂ Â Â Background (personal information request)
B4Â Â Â Before
B4N Â Â Â Bye for now
BAGÂ Â Â Busting a gut
BAKÂ Â Â Back at keyboard
BASÂ Â Â Big ‘butt’ smile
BAUÂ Â Â Business as usual
BAYÂ Â Â Back at ya
BBÂ Â Â Be back
BBCÂ Â Â Big bad challenge
BBIAFÂ Â Â Be back in a few
BBIAMÂ Â Â Be back in a minute
BBIASÂ Â Â Be back in a sec
BBLÂ Â Â Be back later
BBNÂ Â Â Bye, bye now
BBQÂ Â Â Barbeque, “Ownage”, shooting score/frag (online gaming)
BBSÂ Â Â Be back soon
BBTÂ Â Â Be back tomorrow
BCÂ Â Â Because
B/CÂ Â Â Because
BCÂ Â Â Be cool
BCNUÂ Â Â Be seeing you
BCOSÂ Â Â Because
BDÂ Â Â Big deal
BDAYÂ Â Â Birthday
B-DAYÂ Â Â Birthday
BDNÂ Â Â Big darn number
BENÂ Â Â Big evil grin
BFÂ Â Â Boyfriend
BFAWÂ Â Â Best friend at work
BF2Â Â Â Battlefield 2 (online gaming)
BFÂ Â Â Best friend
BFFÂ Â Â Best friends forever
BFFLÂ Â Â Best friends for life
BFDÂ Â Â Big freaking deal
BFG   Big freaking grin
BFFNÂ Â Â Best friend for now
BFNÂ Â Â Bye for now
BGÂ Â Â Big grin
BGWMÂ Â Â Be gentle with me
BHL8Â Â Â Be home late
BIBÂ Â Â Boss is back
BIBOÂ Â Â Beer in, beer out
BIFÂ Â Â Before I forget
BILÂ Â Â Brother in law
BIONÂ Â Â Believe it or not
BIOYAÂ Â Â Blow it out your a**
BIOYNÂ Â Â Blow it out your nose
BISFLATMÂ Â Â Boy, I sure feel like a turquoise monkey! (unverified)
BLNTÂ Â Â Better luck next time
BMÂ Â Â Bite me
BMEÂ Â Â Based on my experience
BM&YÂ Â Â Between me and you
BOLÂ Â Â Best of luck
BOLOÂ Â Â Be on the look out
BOOMSÂ Â Â Bored out of my skull
BOYFÂ Â Â Boyfriend
BPLMÂ Â Â Big person little mind
BRBÂ Â Â Be right back
BRDÂ Â Â Bored
BRTÂ Â Â Be right there
BTÂ Â Â Bite this
BTAÂ Â Â But then again
BTDTÂ Â Â Been there, done that
BTWÂ Â Â By the way
BUBUÂ Â Â Slang term for the most beautiful of women
BWLÂ Â Â Bursting with laughter
BYOBÂ Â Â Bring your own beer
BYOCÂ Â Â Bring your own computer
BYOPÂ Â Â Bring your own paint (paintball)
BYTMÂ Â Â Better you than me
C
C&GÂ Â Â Chuckle & grin
CBÂ Â Â Coffee break
CBÂ Â Â Chat break
CBÂ Â Â Crazy *biatch*
CD9Â Â Â Code 9, Meaning “parents are around”
CIAOÂ Â Â Good-bye (Italian word)
CICOÂ Â Â Coffee in, coffee out
CIDÂ Â Â Crying in disgrace
CIDÂ Â Â Consider it done
CLABÂ Â Â Crying like a baby
CMÂ Â Â Call me
CMAPÂ Â Â Cover my a** partner (online gaming)
CMIIWÂ Â Â Correct me if I’m wrong
CMONÂ Â Â Come on
CNPÂ Â Â Continued (in) next post
COBÂ Â Â Close of business
COSÂ Â Â Because
C/PÂ Â Â Cross post
CPÂ Â Â Chat post (or continue in IM)
CR8Â Â Â Create
CRBÂ Â Â Come right back
CRBT Â Â Â Crying really big tears
CRS Â Â Â Can’t remember stuff
CSGÂ Â Â Chuckle, snicker, grin
CSLÂ Â Â Can’t stop laughing
CSSÂ Â Â Counter-Strike Source (online gaming)
CTÂ Â Â Can’t talk
CTCÂ Â Â Care to chat?
CTHUÂ Â Â Cracking the *heck* up
CUÂ Â Â See you too
CUÂ Â Â See you
CU2Â Â Â See you
CUAÂ Â Â See you around
CULÂ Â Â See you later
CULAÂ Â Â See you later alligator
CUL8RÂ Â Â See you later
CWOTÂ Â Â Complete waste of time
CWYLÂ Â Â Chat with you later
CYAÂ Â Â See you
CYAL8RÂ Â Â See you later
CYEÂ Â Â Check your e-mail
CYEPÂ Â Â Close your eyes partner (online gaming)
CYOÂ Â Â See you online
D
DBAUÂ Â Â Doing business as usual
DDÂ Â Â Dear (or Darling) daughter
DEGTÂ Â Â Dear (or Darling) daughter
DFÂ Â Â Don’t even go there
DGAFÂ Â Â Don’t give a *freak*
DGTGÂ Â Â Dear (or Darling) husband
DHÂ Â Â Don’t go there girlfriend
DIIKÂ Â Â Darned if I know
DIKUÂ Â Â Do I know you?
DISÂ Â Â Did I say?
DKDCÂ Â Â on’t know, don’t care
D/LÂ Â Â Download
DLÂ Â Â Download
DLÂ Â Â Down low
DLBBBÂ Â Â Don’t let (the) bed bugs bite
DLTBBBÂ Â Â Don’t let the bed bugs bite
DMÂ Â Â Doesn’t matter
DNÂ Â Â Down
d00d   Dude
DPÂ Â Â Display Picture (Yahoo Messenger Chat)
DPSÂ Â Â Damage per second (online gaming)
DQMOTÂ Â Â Don’t quote me on this
DSÂ Â Â Dear (or Darling) son
DTSÂ Â Â Don’t think so
DUPEÂ Â Â Duplicate
DV8Â Â Â Deviate
DWÂ Â Â Dear (or Darling) wife
DWFÂ Â Â Divorced white female
DWMÂ Â Â Divorced white male
DYORÂ Â Â Do your own research (common stock market chat slang)
E
EÂ Â Â Ecstasy
E1Â Â Â Everyone
EBKACÂ Â Â Error between keyboard and chair
EDÂ Â Â Erase display
EF4TÂ Â Â Effort
EGÂ Â Â Evil grin
EIPÂ Â Â Editing in progress
EMAÂ Â Â E-mail address
EMFBIÂ Â Â Excuse me for butting in
EMSGÂ Â Â E-mail message
ENUFÂ Â Â Enough
EODÂ Â Â End of day
EOLÂ Â Â End of life
EOMÂ Â Â End of message
ESÂ Â Â Erase screen
EVAÂ Â Â Ever
EVOÂ Â Â Evolution
EZYÂ Â Â Easy
F
FÂ Â Â Meaning female
F2FÂ Â Â Face to face
F2FÂ Â Â Face to face
F2PÂ Â Â Free to play (online gaming)
FBFÂ Â Â Fat boy food (e.g. pizza, burgers, fries)
FBMÂ Â Â Fine by me
FCÂ Â Â Fingers crossed
FC’INGOÂ Â Â For crying out loud
FFSÂ Â Â For ‘freak’ sakes
FICCLÂ Â Â Frankly I couldn’t care a less
FIIKÂ Â Â *Freaked* if I know
FIIOOHÂ Â Â Forget it, I’m out of here
FIMHÂ Â Â Forever in my heart
FISHÂ Â Â First in, still here
FITBÂ Â Â Fill in the blank
FOMCÂ Â Â Falling off my chair
FOMCLÂ Â Â Falling off my chair laughing
FRTÂ Â Â For real though
FTBOMHÂ Â Â From the bottom of my heart
FTWÂ Â Â For the win
FUBARÂ Â Â Fouled up beyond all recognition
FUBBÂ Â Â Fouled up beyond belief
FWIWÂ Â Â For what it’s worth
FYEOÂ Â Â For your eyes only
FYAÂ Â Â For your amusement
FYIÂ Â Â For your information
G
GÂ Â Â Grin
GÂ Â Â Giggle
G/FÂ Â Â Girlfriend
G2CU Â Â Â Good to see you
G2G Â Â Â Got to go
G2R Â Â Â Got to run
G9Â Â Â Genius
GA Â Â Â Go ahead
GALÂ Â Â Get a life
GASÂ Â Â Got a second?
GB Â Â Â Goodbye
GBUÂ Â Â God bless you
GDRÂ Â Â Grinning, ducking, and running
GD/RÂ Â Â Grinning, ducking, and running
GFIÂ Â Â Go for it
GFÂ Â Â Girl friend
GFNÂ Â Â Gone for now
GG Â Â Â Gotta Go
GG Â Â Â Good Game (online gaming)
GG Â Â Â Brother (Mandarin Chinese txt msgs)
GGPÂ Â Â Got to go pee
GHÂ Â Â Good hand (online gaming)
GIARÂ Â Â Give it a rest
GICÂ Â Â Gift in crib (online gaming)
GIGOÂ Â Â Garbage in, garbage out
GIRLÂ Â Â Guy in real life
GJÂ Â Â Good job
GLÂ Â Â Good luck
GL/HFÂ Â Â Good luck, have fun
GLNGÂ Â Â Good luck next game
GMBAÂ Â Â Giggling my butt off
GMTAÂ Â Â Great minds think alike
GNÂ Â Â Good night
GNSDÂ Â Â Good night, sweet dreams
GOIÂ Â Â Get over it
GOLÂ Â Â Giggling out loud
GR8Â Â Â Great
GRATZÂ Â Â Congratulations
GRLÂ Â Â Girl
GRWGÂ Â Â Get right with God
GR&DÂ Â Â Grinning, running and ducking
GTÂ Â Â Good try
GTFOÂ Â Â Get the *freak* out
GTGÂ Â Â Got to go
GTRMÂ Â Â Going to read mail
GTSYÂ Â Â Great (or good) to see you
H
HAUÂ Â Â How about you?
H&KÂ Â Â Hugs & kisses
H2CUSÂ Â Â Hope to see you soon
H8Â Â Â Hate
HAGNÂ Â Â Have a good night
HAGOÂ Â Â Have a good one
HANDÂ Â Â Have a nice day
HBÂ Â Â Hurry back
HBUÂ Â Â How about you?
HFÂ Â Â Have fun
HHISÂ Â Â Head hanging in shame
HLÂ Â Â Half Life (online gaming)
HOASÂ Â Â Hold on a second
HPÂ Â Â Hit points / Health points (online gaming)
HRUÂ Â Â How are you?
HTHÂ Â Â Hope this helps
HUBÂ Â Â Head up butt
HVÂ Â Â Have
I
IACÂ Â Â In any case
IAEÂ Â Â In any event
IANALÂ Â Â I am not a lawyer
IBÂ Â Â I’m back
IBÂ Â Â I’m back
ICÂ Â Â I see
ICAMÂ Â Â I couldn’t agree more
ICBWÂ Â Â It could be worse
ICEDIÂ Â Â I can’t even discuss it
IDKÂ Â Â I don’t know
IDTSÂ Â Â I don’t think so
IDUNNOÂ Â Â I don’t know
IG2R Â Â Â I got to run
IGHTÂ Â Â I got high tonight
IGNÂ Â Â I (I’ve) got nothing
IGP Â Â Â I got to (go) pee
IIRCÂ Â Â If I remember correctly
IKÂ Â Â I know
IKRÂ Â Â I know, right?
ILBL8Â Â Â I’ll be late
ILUÂ Â Â I love you
ILUMÂ Â Â I love you man
ILYÂ Â Â I love you
IMÂ Â Â Instant message
IMAOÂ Â Â In my arrogant opinion
IMHOÂ Â Â In my humble opinion
ImLÂ Â Â (in Arial font) Means I love you (a way of using the American sign language in text)
IMNSHOÂ Â Â In my not so humble opinion
IMOÂ Â Â In my opinion
IMSÂ Â Â I am sorry
IMSBÂ Â Â I am so bored
IMTMÂ Â Â I am the man
IMUÂ Â Â I miss u (you)
INALÂ Â Â I’m not a lawyer
IOMHÂ Â Â In over my head
IOWÂ Â Â In other words
IRLÂ Â Â In real life
IRMCÂ Â Â I rest my case
ISLYÂ Â Â I still love you
ITYKÂ Â Â I thought you knew
IUSSÂ Â Â If you say so
IWALUÂ Â Â I will always love you
IYKWIMÂ Â Â If you know what I mean
IYOÂ Â Â In your opinion
IYSSÂ Â Â If you say so
J
j00Â Â Â You
j00r   Your
JACÂ Â Â Just a sec
JAMÂ Â Â Just a minutes
JFFÂ Â Â Just for fun
JFGIÂ Â Â Just *freaking* Google it
JICÂ Â Â Just in case
JJA Â Â Â Just joking around
JKÂ Â Â Just kidding
JMOÂ Â Â Just my opinion
JPÂ Â Â Just playing
JTLYKÂ Â Â Just to let you know
JWÂ Â Â Just wondering
K
KÂ Â Â Okay
KKÂ Â Â Knock, knock
K8TÂ Â Â Katie
k/b   Keyboard
KBÂ Â Â Keyboard
KBÂ Â Â Kick butt (online gaming)
KEWLÂ Â Â Cool
KEYAÂ Â Â I will key you later
KEYMEÂ Â Â Key me when you get in
KFYÂ Â Â Kiss for you
KISSÂ Â Â Keep it simple, stupid
KITÂ Â Â Keep in touch
KOCÂ Â Â Kiss on cheek
KOLÂ Â Â Kiss on lips
KOTCÂ Â Â Kiss on the cheek
KOTLÂ Â Â Kiss on the lips
KNIMÂ Â Â Know what I mean?
KPCÂ Â Â Keeping parents clueless
KSÂ Â Â Kill then steal (online gaming)
Abbreviation   Meaning
L
l33t   Leet, meaning ‘elite’
L8RÂ Â Â Later
L8RG8RÂ Â Â Later, gator
LDÂ Â Â Later, dude / Long distance
LEMENOÂ Â Â Let me know
LERKÂ Â Â Leaving easy reach of keyboard
LFGÂ Â Â Looking for group (online gaming)
LFGÂ Â Â Looking for guard (online gaming)
LGHÂ Â Â Lets get high
LHMÂ Â Â Lord help me
LHOÂ Â Â Laughing head off
LICÂ Â Â Like I care
LIKÂ Â Â Meaning liquor
LMAOÂ Â Â Laughing my a** off
LMBOÂ Â Â Laughing my butt off
LMFAOÂ Â Â Laughing my freaking a** off
LMIRLÂ Â Â Lets meet in real life
LMKÂ Â Â Let me know
LMNKÂ Â Â Leave my name out
LOLÂ Â Â Laughing out loud
LOLÂ Â Â Laugh out loud
LOLÂ Â Â Lots of love
LOLHÂ Â Â Laughing out loud hysterically
LOLOÂ Â Â Lots of love
LOTRÂ Â Â Lord of The Rings (online gaming)
LQTMÂ Â Â Laughing quietly to myself
LSHMBHÂ Â Â Laugh so hard my belly hurts
LTNSÂ Â Â Long time no see
LTSÂ Â Â Laughing to self
LULZÂ Â Â Slang for lol
LWOSÂ Â Â Laughing without smiling
LYÂ Â Â Love ya
LYLASÂ Â Â Love you like a sis
LYSOÂ Â Â Love you so much
M
M8Â Â Â Mate
MEGOÂ Â Â My eyes glaze over
MEHÂ Â Â Meaning a “shrug” or shrugging shoulders
MEHHÂ Â Â Meaning a “sigh” or sighing
MFIÂ Â Â Mad for it
MIRLÂ Â Â Meet in real life
MLMÂ Â Â Meaning give the middle finger
MMÂ Â Â Sister (Mandarin Chinese txt msgs)
MMKÂ Â Â Meaning okay? (as a question)
MNCÂ Â Â Mother nature calls
MorFÂ Â Â Male or female?
MOOSÂ Â Â Member of the opposite sex
MOSÂ Â Â Mother over shoulder
MOSSÂ Â Â Member of same sex
MSGÂ Â Â Message
MTFÂ Â Â More to follow
MTFBWUÂ Â Â May the force be with you
MUAHÂ Â Â Multiple unsuccessful attempts (at/to) humor
MUSMÂ Â Â Miss you so much
MYOBÂ Â Â Mind your own business
N
n00b   Newbie
N1Â Â Â Nice one
NADTÂ Â Â Not a darn thing
NALOPKTÂ Â Â Not a lot of people know that
NBDÂ Â Â No big deal
NBFABÂ Â Â No bad for a beginner (online gaming)
NCÂ Â Â Nice crib (online gaming)
NEÂ Â Â Any
NE1Â Â Â Anyone
NFMÂ Â Â None for me / Not for me
NFSÂ Â Â Need for Speed (online gaming)
NFSÂ Â Â Not for sale
NHÂ Â Â Nice hand (online gaming)
NIFOCÂ Â Â Naked in front of computer
NIMBYÂ Â Â Not in my back yard
NLTÂ Â Â No later than
NMÂ Â Â Nothing much / Never mind
NMHÂ Â Â Not much here
NMUÂ Â Â Not much, you?
NO1Â Â Â No one
NOOBÂ Â Â Meaning someone who is bad at (online) games
NOYBÂ Â Â None of your business
NPÂ Â Â No problem
NQTÂ Â Â Newly qualified teacher
NRÂ Â Â Nice roll (online gaming)
NRNÂ Â Â No response/reply necessary
NSÂ Â Â Nice score (online gaming)
NSAÂ Â Â No strings attached
NSFWÂ Â Â Not safe for work
NSISRÂ Â Â Not sure if spelled right
NTÂ Â Â Nice try
NVMÂ Â Â Never mind
NWÂ Â Â No way
NWOÂ Â Â No way out
O
OÂ Â Â Opponent (online gaming)
OBÂ Â Â Oh baby
OBÂ Â Â Oh brother
OICÂ Â Â Oh, I see
OLÂ Â Â Old lady
OMÂ Â Â Old man
OMDBÂ Â Â Over my dead body
OMFGÂ Â Â Oh my *freaking* God
OMGÂ Â Â Oh my God
OMGYG2BKÂ Â Â Oh my God, you got to be kidding
OMWÂ Â Â On my way
ONLÂ Â Â Online
OOÂ Â Â Over and out
OOCÂ Â Â Out of character
OOHÂ Â Â Out of here
OOTDÂ Â Â One of these days
OOTOÂ Â Â Out of the office
OPÂ Â Â On phone
ORLYÂ Â Â Oh really?
OTBÂ Â Â Off to bed
OTFLÂ Â Â On the floor laughing
OTLÂ Â Â Out to lunch
OTOHÂ Â Â On the other hand
OTTÂ Â Â Over the top
OTTOMHÂ Â Â Off the top of my head
OTWÂ Â Â Off to work
OVAÂ Â Â Over
P
PÂ Â Â Partner (online gaming)
P2PÂ Â Â Parent to parent
P2PÂ Â Â Peer to peer
P2PÂ Â Â Pat to play (online gaming)
P911Â Â Â Parents coming into room alert
PAWÂ Â Â Parents are watching
PCÂ Â Â Player character (online gaming)
PCMÂ Â Â Please call me
PDHÂ Â Â Pretty darn happy
PDSÂ Â Â Please don’t shoot
PDQÂ Â Â Pretty darn quick
PEEPSÂ Â Â People
PITAÂ Â Â Pain in the *butt*
PKMNÂ Â Â Pokemon (online gaming)
PLMKÂ Â Â Please let me know
PLSÂ Â Â Please
PLUÂ Â Â People like us
PLZÂ Â Â Please
PMÂ Â Â Private Message
PMFIÂ Â Â Pardon me for interrupting
PMFJIÂ Â Â Pardon me for jumping in
PMSLÂ Â Â Pee myself laughing
POAHFÂ Â Â Put on a happy face
POSÂ Â Â Parent over shoulder
POVÂ Â Â Point of view
POVÂ Â Â Privately owned vehicle (originally used to differentiate an individual’s vehicle from a military vehicle)
PPLÂ Â Â People
PROLLYÂ Â Â Probably
PRONÂ Â Â Meaning pornography
PRTÂ Â Â Party
PRWÂ Â Â People/parents are watching
PSOSÂ Â Â Parent standing over shoulder
PTLÂ Â Â Praise the Lord
PTMMÂ Â Â Please tell me more
PUGÂ Â Â Pick up group (online gaming)
PWNÂ Â Â Meaning “own”
PXTÂ Â Â Please explain that
PUÂ Â Â That stinks!
PZÂ Â Â Peace
Q
QÂ Â Â Queue
QFEÂ Â Â Question for everyone
QIKÂ Â Â Quick
QLÂ Â Â Quit laughing
QQ (qq)Â Â Â Meaning “crying eyes”
QSLÂ Â Â Reply
QSOÂ Â Â Conversation
QTÂ Â Â Cutie
QTPIÂ Â Â Cutie pie
R
RLÂ Â Â Real life
RLYÂ Â Â Really
RMEÂ Â Â Rolling my eyes
RMLBÂ Â Â Read my lips baby
RMMMÂ Â Â Read my mail man
ROFLÂ Â Â Rolling on floor laughing
ROFLCOPTERÂ Â Â Rolling on floor laughing and spinning around
ROFLMAOÂ Â Â Rolling on the floor, laughing my *butt* off
ROTFLÂ Â Â Rolling on the floor laughing
ROTFLUTSÂ Â Â Rolling on the floor laughing unable to speak
RSÂ Â Â Runescape (online gaming)
RSNÂ Â Â Real soon now
RTBSÂ Â Â Reason to be single
RTFMÂ Â Â Read the *freaking* manual
RUÂ Â Â Are you?
RUOKÂ Â Â Are you okay?
S
S2RÂ Â Â Send to receive (meaning send me your picture to get mine)
SALÂ Â Â Such a laugh
SBTÂ Â Â Sorry ’bout that
SCÂ Â Â Stay cool
SETEÂ Â Â Smiling Ear-to-Ear
SFAIKÂ Â Â So far as I know
SHÂ Â Â Same here
SHIDÂ Â Â Slapping head in disgust
SICNRÂ Â Â Sorry, I could not resist
SIG2R Â Â Â Sorry, I got to run
SIHTHÂ Â Â Stupidity is hard to take
SISÂ Â Â Snickering in silence
SITÂ Â Â Stay in touch
SLAPÂ Â Â Sounds like a plan
SMHIDÂ Â Â Scratching my head in disbelief
SNAFUÂ Â Â Situation normal all fouled up
SNERTÂ Â Â Snot nosed egotistical rude teenager
SOÂ Â Â Significant other
SOLÂ Â Â Sooner or later
SOMYÂ Â Â Sick of me yet?
SorGÂ Â Â Straight or Gay?
SOTÂ Â Â Short of time
SOTMGÂ Â Â Short of time, must go
SOWMÂ Â Â Someone with me
SPKÂ Â Â Speak
SRSLYÂ Â Â Seriously
SPSTÂ Â Â Same place, same time
SPTOÂ Â Â Spoke to
SRYÂ Â Â Sorry
SSÂ Â Â So sorry
SSDDÂ Â Â Same stuff, different day
SSIFÂ Â Â So stupid it’s funny
SSINFÂ Â Â So stupid it’s not funny
ST&DÂ Â Â Stop texting and drive
STFUÂ Â Â Shut the *freak* up
STR8Â Â Â Straight
STWÂ Â Â Search the Web
SUITMÂ Â Â See you in the morning
SULÂ Â Â See you later
SUPÂ Â Â What’s up?
SWAKÂ Â Â Sent (or sealed) with a kiss
SWALKÂ Â Â Sealed (or sealed) with a loving kiss
SWATÂ Â Â Scientific wild *butt* guess
SWLÂ Â Â Screaming with laughter
SWMBOÂ Â Â She who must be obeyed. Meaning wife or partner
SYLÂ Â Â See you later
SYSÂ Â Â See you soon
T
T+Â Â Â Think positive
TAÂ Â Â Thanks a lot
TAFNÂ Â Â That’s all for now
TAMÂ Â Â Tomorrow a.m.
TAUÂ Â Â Thinking about u (you)
TBAGÂ Â Â Process of disgracing a corpse, taunting a fragged/killed player (online gaming)
TBCÂ Â Â To be continued
TBDÂ Â Â To be determined
TBHÂ Â Â To be honest
TCÂ Â Â Take care
TCBÂ Â Â Take care of business
TCOYÂ Â Â Take care of yourself
TDÂ Â Â Tower defense (online gaming)
TDTMÂ Â Â Talk dirty to me
TGIFÂ Â Â Thank God it’s Friday
THXÂ Â Â Thanks
THNXÂ Â Â Thanks
THNQÂ Â Â Thank-you
TIAÂ Â Â Thanks in advance
TIADÂ Â Â Tomorrow is another day
TICÂ Â Â Tongue-in-cheek
TILISÂ Â Â Tell it like it is
TLK2UL8RÂ Â Â Talk to you later
TMBÂ Â Â Text me back
TMIÂ Â Â Too much information
TMOTÂ Â Â Trust me on this
TMTHÂ Â Â Too much to handle
TMWFIÂ Â Â Take my word for it
TNSTAAFLÂ Â Â There’s no such thing as a free lunch
TNTÂ Â Â Til next time
TOJÂ Â Â Tears of joy
TOYÂ Â Â Thinking of you
TPMÂ Â Â Tomorrow p.m.
TPTBÂ Â Â The powers that be
TSNFÂ Â Â That’s so not fair
TSTBÂ Â Â The sooner, the better
TTFNÂ Â Â Ta ta for now
TTLYÂ Â Â Totally
TTTTÂ Â Â These things take time
TTYAFNÂ Â Â Talk to you awhile from now
TTYLÂ Â Â Talk to you later
TTYSÂ Â Â Talk to you soon
TUÂ Â Â Thank you
TYÂ Â Â Thank you
TYSÂ Â Â Told you so
TYT Â Â Â Take your time
TYSO Â Â Â hank you so much
TYVMÂ Â Â Thank you very much
U
^URSÂ Â Â Up yours
UCMUÂ Â Â You crack me up
UDIÂ Â Â Unidentified drinking injury (meaning bruise, scratch, ache and so on)
UFNÂ Â Â Until further notice
UGTBKÂ Â Â You’ve got to be kidding
UKTRÂ Â Â You know that’s right
ULÂ Â Â Upload
URÂ Â Â Your / You’re
URHÂ Â Â You are hot (U R Hot)
URSKTMÂ Â Â You are so kind to me
URTMÂ Â Â You are the man
UTÂ Â Â Unreal Tournament (online gaming)
UVÂ Â Â Unpleasant visual
UWÂ Â Â You’re welcome
V
VEGÂ Â Â Very evil grin
VFFÂ Â Â Very freaking funny
VFMÂ Â Â Value for money
VGCÂ Â Â Very good condition
VGHÂ Â Â Very good hand (online gaming)
VIPÂ Â Â Very important person
VMÂ Â Â Voice mail
VNÂ Â Â Very nice
VNHÂ Â Â Very nice hand (online gaming)
VRYÂ Â Â Very
VSCÂ Â Â Very soft chuckle
VSFÂ Â Â Very sad face
VWDÂ Â Â Very well done (online gaming)
W
W@Â Â Â What?
W/Â Â Â With
W3Â Â Â WWW (Web address)
W8Â Â Â Wait
WAHÂ Â Â Working at home
WAJÂ Â Â What a jerk
WAMÂ Â Â Wait a minute
WAN2TLKÂ Â Â Want to talk
WAREZÂ Â Â meaning pirated (illegally gained) software
WASÂ Â Â Wait a second
WASÂ Â Â Wild *butt* guess
WAWAÂ Â Â Where are we at?
WAYFÂ Â Â Where are you from?
W/BÂ Â Â Write back
WBÂ Â Â Welcome back
WBSÂ Â Â Write back soon
WCÂ Â Â Welcome
WCÂ Â Â Who cares
WCAÂ Â Â Who cares anyway
W/EÂ Â Â Whatever
W/ENDÂ Â Â Weekend
WEÂ Â Â Whatever
WH5Â Â Â Who, what, when, where, why
WIBNIÂ Â Â Wouldn’t it be nice if
WDALYICÂ Â Â Who died and left you in charge
WDYKÂ Â Â What do you know?
WDYTÂ Â Â What do you think?
WIIFMÂ Â Â What’s in it for me?
WISPÂ Â Â Winning is so pleasurable
WITPÂ Â Â What is the point?
WITWÂ Â Â What in the world
WIUÂ Â Â Wrap it up
WKÂ Â Â Week
WKDÂ Â Â Weekend
WRTÂ Â Â With regard to
W/OÂ Â Â Without
WOMBATÂ Â Â Waste of money, brains and time
WOWÂ Â Â World of Warcraft (online gaming)
WRKÂ Â Â Work
WRUDÂ Â Â What are you doing?
WTBÂ Â Â Wanted to buy
WTFÂ Â Â What the *freak* ?
WTGÂ Â Â Way to go
WTGPÂ Â Â Want to go private (talk out of public chat area)
WTHÂ Â Â What the heck?
WTMÂ Â Â Who’s the man?
WU?   What’s up?
WUCIWUGÂ Â Â What you see is what you get
WUF?   Where are you from?
WWJDÂ Â Â What would Jesus do?
WWNCÂ Â Â Will wonders never cease
WWYCÂ Â Â Write when you can
WYCMÂ Â Â Will you call me?
WYDÂ Â Â What (are) you doing?
WYGAMÂ Â Â When you get a minute
WYHAMÂ Â Â When you have a minute
WYLEIÂ Â Â When you least expect it
WYSIWYGÂ Â Â What you see is what you get
X
XÂ Â Â Kiss
XDÂ Â Â Meaning “really hard laugh” (where D is a smiley mouth)
XDÂ Â Â Meaning a “devilish smile”
XOXOXOÂ Â Â Hugs & Kisses
XLNTÂ Â Â Excellent
Y
Y?   Why?
Y2KÂ Â Â You’re too kind
YAÂ Â Â Your
YARLYÂ Â Â Ya, really?
YBICÂ Â Â Your brother in Christ
YBSÂ Â Â You’ll be sorry
YCLIUÂ Â Â You can look it up
YCMUÂ Â Â You crack me up
YFÂ Â Â Wife
YGÂ Â Â Young gentleman
YGTBKMÂ Â Â You’ve got to be kidding me
YGGÂ Â Â You go girl
YIUÂ Â Â Yes, I understand
YKWYCDÂ Â Â You know what you can do
YLÂ Â Â Young lady
YMMVÂ Â Â Your mileage may vary
YNKÂ Â Â You never know
YRÂ Â Â Your
YRÂ Â Â Yeah right
YRYOCCÂ Â Â You’re running your own cuckoo clock
YSICÂ Â Â Your sister in Christ
YSYDÂ Â Â Yeah sure you do
YTÂ Â Â You there?
YTGÂ Â Â You’re the greatest
YWÂ Â Â You’re welcome
YWHNBÂ Â Â Yes, we have no bananas
Z
ZÂ Â Â Zero
ZÂ Â Â Z’s are calling (meaning going to bed/sleep)
ZOTÂ Â Â Zero tolerance
ZUPÂ Â Â Meaning “What’s up?”
ZZZZÂ Â Â Sleeping (or bored)
As you can see guys, you don’t need a phd to follow her text messages, just this sheet BUT please be aware – people do tend to make up some of their own stuff to go with this.
I have added a great resource for you here, this one enables you to track down her callers and texters all you do is enter their cell number and up pops their information, this help a lot when your cheating wife has put her lover’s name down as something different. Check out – Who’s cell Is That?
Here’s one for you guy’s – if your wife works in an office with a lot of men – Does She Confide In Them?
You would be surprised at how many women will be fooled into believing that the guy who sits and listens to her problems, is only a friend who she can share secrets with (about YOU).
The guy in question may even be her direct boss or supervisor, but of course when she starts to get texts from him after work or at weekends – take notice, he’s probably on the prowl…
Things like this usually start off quite innocently – but they soon spiral out of control. Before you know it they are sending each other sexual texts, again this may have started out as some harmless fun, unfortunately it never stops at texts, they always want to push just that little bit further to see what they can get away with (trust me I know).
Fortunately, women are not that smart when it comes to clearing their call history or their texts, this is what you need to be checking while she’s in the shower or doing something else which will give you time without getting caught.
As soon as you have seen the texts you need to take a deep breath and leave them as they are, the time to confront her isn’t at this point, you need to start to gather more information, and gather information You Must!
If she has the slightest notion of what you are doing she will get suspicious – so be extra careful. to find out who he is you can run a reverse mobile phone lookup once you have done your text retrieval bit, the more info you have on him the better, at some point in the near future you may just happen to bump into each other!!!
Click ->> Reverse Cell Lookup
I have a question for you…
Have you ever noticed that when it comes to OTHER peoples relationships, everyone suddenly turns into Dick Tracy?
Just tell them what’s going on in someone else’s relationship and they will instantly roll their eyes and say “well she’s cheating on him” or “he’s screwing someone else”.
A funny thing happens though when it comes to your own relationships. People go from being “super detective” to being deaf, dumb and blind.
The reason for this is they lack OBJECTIVITY.
They cannot look at their own relationships with any objectivity. They can spot someone in another relationship cheating from a mile away, but can’t do the same with their own.
And this is the 3rd notorious mistake people make when they think they’re being cheated on.
You absolutely must distance yourself from your relationship — examine the facts — and add everything up from there.
This is also known as becoming emotionally detached.
Let me put it to you this way.
Think back to one of the happiest periods in your life — a time where a lot of things seemed to be going right.
Now, if during that time one of your friends had come to you to “lean on your shoulder” about some relationship problems they were having (and as it turns out their problems are identical to what you’re now going through), what would your thoughts have been?
Not what are your thoughts right now, but what would your thoughts have been about this during that happy period in your life.
You probably would have a different opinion about your relationship back then you do now.
You see, right now you don’t have any clarity, any objectivity.
But you need to get it right now — and bad.
Try to look at your relationship as if it were someone else’s. It’s not easy to do, but everyone has the ability to do it.
Do it, and you’ll probably be surprised at what you come up with.
Would you like even more information on how to catch a cheating lover?
Click ->> Cheating Wives
I’m not going to waste any time here.
So here it goes.
One word.
MANIPULATION.
One of the biggest mistakes people make when they think they’re being cheated on is allowing themselves to be manipulated.
This is where you start to think that you’re being cheated on, but your better half convinces you that you’re not.
What you need to know is that men and women manipulate differently.
Women manipulate men physically.
They do this by using their bodies (think SEX here).
A woman can pretty much get a man to think or do whatever they want by offering sex, or at least physical contact.
For example, if you’re a man and your woman starts to think that you’re “catching on” to what she’s doing behind your back, she’ll offer herself physically as a method of changing your mind.
Maybe she’ll have sex with you. Maybe she will just let you put your arm around her. Maybe she’ll just let you touch her while she’s sitting next to you on the couch watching TV.
In any event, she’ll offer you some sort of physical interaction that will make you think “gee, maybe she isn’t cheating on me”.
If you’re a man, remember this….women control almost all physical encounters.
After all, if a woman says “NO”, it’s rape.
The same rules don’t apply to men.
Now on the other side of the coin, men will manipulate by EMOTION.
A man can get a woman to think or do whatever he wants by pretty much just saying what she wants to hear (or doing some little romantic trick like sending flowers).
A man can sweep a woman off her feet with just words.
A simple “I love you” or “you’re everything I’ve ever wanted and more” can emotionally melt most women.
So these are the things you need to watch out for.
If you think your lover is cheating on you, and then all of a sudden they do something “to make everything alright”, you my friend have just been manipulated.
I know of men (who’s wives or girlfriends were cheating on them) who bought expensive jewelry for their woman just because of some type of physical contact.
I know of women (who’s husbands or boyfriends were cheating on them) who dropped the whole notion of infidelity just because of receiving flowers or getting a loving message left on their answering machine.
You need to be completely aware of manipulation like this in your relationship.
If you’ve been emotionally abused or physically neglected for a time, and then all of a sudden something changes that makes you happy and relieved, odd’s are you’re being manipulated.
Some women call this a “mercy …”.
Some men call this “throwing her off the trail”.
In any event, you’re letting your NEEDS open the door for your lover to keep cheating on you, undetected.
Manipulation is a very important key to look out for.
If you’re “starving” for something in your relationship and then all of a sudden you get “fed”, well, there’s a reason for that.
And that reason is that your lover may be thinking you’re “on to them”.
Manipulation is the FIRST thing they’ll use to shut you up.
Watch out for it and don’t fall for it! Remember what was said here!
Would you like even more information on how to catch a cheating lover?
Click ->> Cheating Wife Uncovered
Let’s start out by talking about the laws of nature.
When it rains you get wet. Big animals eat small animals. If you don’t drink water you will die. People cheat on each other.
Did you catch the last one?
Human beings are not monogamous by nature. We don’t mate exclusively for life with the first partner we choose.
We have many mates throughout our lifetime.
And we don’t just have sex to reproduce.
Some animals do. Human beings do not.
But when it comes to infidelity, people think that the laws of nature do not apply to them.
They think that no one would ever cheat on them because they’re too good in bed, too good looking, too wealthy, too good at this, too good at that and so on and so on.
“He would never do that to me, he loves me”
“She would never do that, she has it too good”
The #1 biggest, most notorious reason why affairs go undetected is because people refuse to believe that it can happen to them.
Well let me tell you right now that the laws of nature apply to everyone — including you.
I don’t care who you are – a celebrity – a bum – a mother – a father – a nobody.
Anyone, and I mean anyone, can cheat on you.
If you don’t accept this fact, you will miss every little thing your lover does that screams “I’m cheating on you”.
Let me tell you a little story…
An old friend came to my door one day to cry on my shoulder about the troubles he was having with his wife.
She was doing all of this strange things, he saw her hugging another man in a parking lot, she wouldn’t sleep in the same bed with him and so on.
I mean any 6 year old could have seen she was cheating on him.
It was that obvious.
But he refused to believe it.
Why?
Well here were his answers, in order:
1. He pays for everything and he doesn’t cheat on her, so
why would she cheat?
2. He asked her if she was cheating and she said no.
3. He’s smarter than her.
This is the perfect example of someone who doesn’t think the laws of nature apply to them.
He couldn’t believe that someone would cheat on him. He couldn’t “get over himself”.
And the fact of the matter is that almost everyone thinks this way at one time or another.
If you don’t believe that it can happen to you, if you think that you are that one special person in the universe where the laws of nature don’t apply to you, you’re going to have a miserable time of it.
Want to know what ended up happening to my old friend?
He’s currently going through a bitter divorce that he doesn’t want. She left him and was the one that filed. And gee, she also has a boyfriend that works at the same place she does!
And he still can’t believe what’s happening to him!
Does this sound similar to anyone you know?
Now let’s recap the most important points for you to know:
1. You must accept the cold hard facts that anyone can and will cheat on you. It’s human nature. If you don’t “get over yourself” and accept this, you’re in for a lot of misery.
2. Don’t ever expect your lover to admit to you that they are having an affair. If you’re waiting for this to happen, it will be the longest wait of your life.
Would you like even more information on how to catch a cheating lover?
Click ->>Cheating Wife Infidelity
When your husband or wife ends up having an extramarital affair, we all instantly focus our mind on the actual physical act of them having sex with someone else.
The image of your spouse engaging in red hot sex with someone else rips your heart out with anger.
You will likely experience two kinds of intense emotions when you find out your other half is having an affair.
You end up with feelings of incredible despair and sadness, when you keep asking yourself “why did this happen”; alternated by incredible feelings of anger and rage at the fact that it did happen.
Once you get over the initial shock, most of us end up focusing on the sexual act only and are blind to the emotional implications and reasons of why the affair happened.
It is a very tough pill to swallow. I’ve been there…so I know!
Your mind starts racing around to figure out how it happened. Was I not good enough in bed? Was he or she just drunk and had little self control? Is my spouse just weak minded?
The reality is that while your mind’s racing around frantically focusing on the sex, affairs usually happen because of needs not being met other than sex.
That doesn’t mean you should start to blame yourself. But you do need to look deeper into the emotional reasons for which your partner many have strayed.
It is rarely just lust that makes your husband or wife seek out intimacy in the arms of another. Most affairs happen as a result of emotional needs not being met in one’s current relationship, which eventually culminate in the physical act of sex.
But it takes a lot of courage to push your overwhelming feelings of hurt and betrayal on the back burner and to try and look at your relationship as a whole and not just your partner sleeping with someone else.
If you have been cheated on, there are two ways that we deal with it. Some will instantly call it a day and some will still want to work it out.
It’s funny how things change when affairs actually do take place. You can’t imagine how many men and women I’ve met who without hesitation claim that if their spouse ever cheated they would immediately leave him or her. But when it does actually happen, a lot of them still want to make it work.
It is beyond the scope of this article to delve into the complexity of those of you who want to survive the affair. But I will share my thoughts on how, should you choose to stick it out, can do so by reducing the hurt and uncertainty during the process.
I’ll end on this note….and say that while it’s only natural for all of us to be completely consumed by the betrayal of the physical part of the affair, it is the emotional side that you really need to look at. But is it easy? Heck no!
Click ->> Extra Marital Affairs
Monday, November 3, 2008
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